France Has Trouble Retaining
Gen Z Prime Ministers
After only a month in office, France’s latest Prime Minister has quit, highlighting
the French government's on-going problem retaining their Gen Z hires.
“We just can’t seem to keep a Prime Minister,” said a spokesperson for Parliament. “When they
hire in, they seem indifferent about their jobs. They lack motivation, have little initiative, and
appear to be completely unprepared for employment. Yet they expect high pay, and immediately ask about
vacation time and promotions.”
“Then, after a month of standing around, scrolling on their phones, they quit. We have to hire
another one and start all over.”
The spokesperson said when he first joined government, he had to walk to Parliament.
Through the snow. Up-hill. Both ways.
- The Satirized Evening Post
October 6, 2025