Trump Seeks Own Late-Night Show
So He Can Lie At Will
And Anyone Censoring Him Will Be Called Fascist
Taking a play out of the Liberal playbook, Donald Trump declared he now identifies as a late-night
comedian, claiming this means he’s entitled to a late-night TV show, allowed to lie at will, and is
protected by the idea that anyone who wants to cancel him will be labeled a “fascist”.
Critics are furious, claiming Trumps no comedian because he just isn’t funny. Trump responds saying
most late-night comedians stopped being funny long ago.
Many also accuse Trump of constantly peddling falsehoods. Trump says he will simply dismiss any
misinformation as “Jimmy Kimmel jokes”.
While Trump has successfully hosted a reality show, experts wonder if he can handle a late-night
talk show.
Trump is confident he can.
“I don’t know if I can hemorrhage viewers and lose money like Colbert and Kimmel,” Trump said. “But
I’m sure I can get just as much clapter from people who agree with the politics.”
Late-night viewers can expect a fall debut of “Trump You!”
- The Satirized Evening Post
September 19, 2025